I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
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Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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