How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
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Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
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In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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