New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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I need you to use more vowels.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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