I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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