So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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