All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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