she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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