I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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