Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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