What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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