I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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