I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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