Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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