Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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