i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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