Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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