Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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