hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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