he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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