I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
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My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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