I wanna bring you to show and tell
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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