i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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