I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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