that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
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White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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