You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
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I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
you made out with another girl for some wings
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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