so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
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