Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
you told grandpa to call you daddy
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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