so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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