East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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