I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
