I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
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you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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