drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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