What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
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The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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