Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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