When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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