you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
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