I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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