Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
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I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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