my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
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Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I think my moral compass just broke
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