It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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