i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You made me cry and you don't even care
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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