True but thats because hes a fetus.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I supernannyed him into submission
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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