He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
