Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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