I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
We left an ass print on the piano.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
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Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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