i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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