2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me