what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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