I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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