Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
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answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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