Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
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Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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