Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
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This is the high leading the old right now
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
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I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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